September Tournament TBD
Course Information:
Entry Fees and Costs:
- Course Dues: $30 + tax. Each player pays the course directly. This fee covers the costs of playing at the facility & the prize pool.
- Prize Pool Contribution: Please bring $15 cash.
Prize Pool Allocation:
- Assuming 20 players participate, the total contribution to the prize pool would be $300 (20 players x $15 each).
- The prize money could be distributed as follows:
- First Place: 50% of the prize pool = $150
- Second Place: 30% of the prize pool = $90
- Last Place: 20% of the prize pool = $60
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Handicap Considerations:
- For players without a handicap: Ryan Levengood, our Champion of Mulligans (https://websites.godaddy.com/Rules), will assign a provisional handicap on the tournament day. This ensures that everyone, regardless of their experience level, has a fair chance to compete.
Overall Experience:
- Remember, the primary goal of this tournament is to have fun! All playing levels are welcome, and we encourage everyone to participate, enjoy the camaraderie, and make the most of the day. Whether you're competing for a spot in the prize standings or just there for the enjoyment of the game, it’s all about having a good time on the greens.
What Is Full Nine Golf Club
Who
The leadership of our club is proudly managed by the "Council of Mostly Undesirables," a group of good-natured rogues committed to promoting fair play, ensuring economic stability, and preserving our under-the-radar status—expect minimal press intrusion. The council's flexible structure welcomes dynamic leadership changes, inviting anyone feeling daring to stage a "Skulls"-like coup. As for the rest of us? We're a delightfully rough-around-the-edges crew of golf enthusiasts who live for the magic blend of fun, friends, and fairways. Imagine hitting that near-perfect par—or more likely a bogey—taco in one hand, club in the other. Sound like your kind of party? Welcome home, buddy.
Why
Ever get the feeling that 18 holes of golf is just a fancy way of saying, "I enjoy taking scenic walks punctuated by moments of swinging at tiny, infuriating spheres"? We've all been there. That’s precisely why at Full Nine Golf, we swear by the magic number 9. Because let's be real, beyond that, it’s all just endless stretches of green, mounting frustration, and the unavoidable buzz of your phone as your amazing spouse checks in... again.
Why slog through the entire 18 when you've already hit your peak joy and frustration at the halfway mark?
Join us at Full Nine Golf where we prioritize quality over quantity. Here, you can soak up the fun without the wear and tear on your patience or your relationships. Forget the full eighteen; stick with us, maximize your joy and minimize the madness.
Our Philosophy
At Full Nine Golf, we hold a core belief that might just revolutionize your view of the game: if you think you need 18 holes to find fulfillment, perhaps you've strayed from the heart of golf—it's supposed to be fun, not a marathon proving ground. Here, it’s not about grinding through a full day on the green to feel a sense of accomplishment; it’s about enjoying every moment.
The truth is, you don’t need a tour card to savor the game, and you certainly don’t need to measure your worth by your handicap. Our club is built on a different kind of ethos. We play just 9 holes—not out of laziness, but out of a profound recognition that life, like golf, should be full of joy, not obligations.
Our rounds well, they’re a lively mix of foggy and fantastic. At Full Nine, we're less concerned with perfecting every swing and more interested in perfecting the art of living well.
Here, golf is more than a game. It’s a reflection on life. It teaches us to appreciate the beauty of a well-struck shot but also reminds us to laugh off the ones that land in the rough. It's about the balance—knowing when to be serious and when to let go.
Our night tournament at Grass Clippings was INSANE!
Congrats to Scott Gwilliam!!!!!
Membership Dues and Prizes:
- Monthly membership dues are set at $5.
- All dues collected, minus any hard costs, will be utilized for the benefit of the club. Depending on the available funds, we might buy a round at the first event, or we might not have enough funds to do so. This is not a profit-making venture; it's about fostering friendship and enjoying our time together.
- A council is in place to ensure that the club operates smoothly and efficiently. All council members are volunteers, dedicated to maintaining the spirit of community and camaraderie. We are committed to keeping this a non-profit endeavor.
- The prize pool for each tournament will be determined by the number of registrations, ensuring a dynamic and fair distribution of rewards. We will consistently award prizes to 1st, 2nd, and last place participants to celebrate both excellence and effort. Handicaps will be applied to keep the competition equitable—so no sandbagging, you crafty son of a biscuit! Let's keep it honest and fun for everyone.